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Experiences include art, DIY, gardening, storm-spotting, caregiving, farming, reading, and kid wranglin'. Dating, love, marriage But that doesn't mean we can't have a good laugh every now at the expense of the lonely and desperate. Especially those who advertise themselves on the public market with such an amusing array of humorous, weird, and shocking words. In another article, I highlighted some of the most bizarre, arrogant, and downright creepy posted by men. Here, we will see what the ladies have to say. As before, remember that this article is meant to be educational, so take these following as examples in how not to advertise yourself when dating.

Who says that women don't know what they want? Sure, some women's opinions and needs may change every few minutes SW-looking for solid relationship. I am 32, college educated, smart, fun, and sexy. I seeking a man who is ready to commit. You must between the ages of 30 and 45 and meet these requirements:.

It is pretty much understood that mean are visual creatures. They like to look first. What one guy finds attractive may be a major turn-off for the next guy; each one has his own individual idea about beauty. Here are some ladies who claim to be simply irresistible. We also have women that set very high standards about the looks of their future boyfriends:. Many men want to settle down with a woman who is sweet and nurturing, Someone who will support them after a hard day. Someone who will be a role Funny classified dating ads to their children as she extends a loving hand to those in need.

Here are some women who probably don't fit that vision:. Women typically live longer than men. Gone are the days when widows had to live out the rest Funny classified dating ads their lives alone. Older women get divorced too. That's okay. It is healthy and normal for these ladies to seek out new love lives.

Funny classified dating ads

Sounds like the future men for these ladies will have their hands full though. I think we all get a little irked when we see messages on social networks that are garbled, and unreadable We can forgive typos, a little bad spelling, even some incorrect word use. I definitely forgive people who are making an wonderful effort to type or write in a second language. I firmly believe some of the messages such as the ones below were written by people from Mars.

Or maybe Neptune. The world is full of lonely people looking for love. Why does dating have to be so hard? Funny classified dating ads, the good news is that experts say that there is someone or more for each of us. No matter what you look like, or unusual you seem in yourthat perfect someone is out there waiting for you too. Happy dating! Least important being something that has no influence on their choice. Aww--thank you very much Epigramman! I will take my relationship with my husband anyday We compromise, we lock horns, but we are rarely bored.

Thanks for reading and leaving such a splendid comment. And I hope that birthdays with cats are as wonderful in Canada as they are in Oklahoma! And maybe these women Funny classified dating ads on to something. Thanks for reading and enjoying! I certainly hope these ladies met their matches!

Wow Jayme you rock Epi-man's world with your screamingly funny hub presentation and I look for the yin and yang in everything and on the flip side it's kinda sad about human nature isn't it - going through all of this just for a little slice of happiness in a short life and to try to find your perfect soul mate which ironically most of us never even find, lol. Thank you for this late night or early morning laugh fest though and congratulations on your perfect score - your eclectic choices of hubs look fantastic - sending you warm wishes and good energy from Colin on his birthday along with his cats Tiffy and Gabriel at lake erie time ontario canada am.

Flourishanyway--Glad you read and enjoyed! I think we could all learn a lesson from Judo lady! Gypsymy thoughts exactly. I wonder if these ladies are still single and disgruntled? This is hilarious! My uncle always said, "There's a lid for very pot. I enjoyed reading this and it made me laugh. Daisy--I loved the older women too. I found that ad about the lady with the Judo training years and years ago in a small Arkansas newspaper. I thought it was so cute and hilarious.

Thanks for reading, I am glad you enjoyed! Alecia Murphy--Wow I peeked at a few Craigslist while writing these articles and I was pretty amazed. Those are certainly And sometimes very, very weird. I'm Funny classified dating ads sure if they are all real, or if someone thought them up just to see if they got any responses. A much too competitive sport with too many rules for my taste! Poor Willa. Honesty is a good thing though.

Maybe she found someone with no relatives, kids, cats, or sporting interests! Glad you got a laugh from it! Thanks for reading and commenting!

Funny classified dating ads

I noticed a big difference between the older and the more recent ones as well. People seem more irritable and blunt as time progresses. And then if you read the listed online today Thanks for reading and commenting, and I am glad you got a good laugh!

I think that is what makes these so great. Gives a whole new perspective to the concept "someone for everyone"! Thanks for reading!

Funny classified dating ads

Don't discount the singles though The personal are always entertaining. I really liked the older generation one, especially the judo black belt lady. Entertaining hub, well done. Some women seem to know what they Funny classified dating ads, I just wonder what kind of person they actually end up with. Voted up. This is such a fun article! Your "Love and the Older Generation" section is the best. Those older women certainly know what they want! I did a study of personal on Craigslist in college, let me tell you, it was all kinds of crazy.

From married and looking to people who just wanted to have a hot hookup. But it was one of my favorite projects simply because it helped me understand why people say they hate dating- it's like the most competitive sport not on ESPN. I have to imagine some of these people got no responses- especially Willa- since she doesn't even like cats or. Not to Funny classified dating ads she can't even deal with sports. Thanks for the chuckle! VirginiaLynne--Scary huh? We can only hope her grades kept her out of med school.

Pretty sure she could still be a brain surgeon with bad spelling What strange creatures we are! This was a great hub to read Some very funny, some very sad. Nicely done. But worth the price if you are absolutely picky! So I definitely wish your daughter luck! As for the rest of us, we can just sit back and laugh at some of the antics in dating. And what is even scarier? These were the NICE .

Funny classified dating ads

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